Sunday, June 03, 2007

Narcissist Code of Conduct...

I have seen many so-called 'narcissist' in Indonesia.. i still discover that some peopl eworte that they are a narcissist in their friendster profile... but i was just wondering if they are a real narcissist or not... As a 'narcissist', i really find it more of my own disease rather than a trend... Regularly going to the toilet to look at my self is almost involuntary and taking picture of myself on the street is a norm.. thats the reason why i wanna write some of the code of conducts of being a narcissit which distinguish trend-followers and the 'real' ones...

Narcissist

1) They should love themselves.. thats the whole point of being a narcissist...

2) Totally self-adoring and self-praising... all without shame...

3) Going to the toilet and look at yourself involuntarily...

4) Taking pictures of themselves everywhere...

5) having a camera phone is a neccesity... however, you could be a narcissit without one...

6) very confident when doing certain things like acting funny in front of the whole class...

If you have these factors, that does not mean you are a narcissist

1) Cute poses in front of the camera

2) writing.like.this Or LiKE thIs

3) Telling everyone that you are one... it involves your own emotion and nature...

4) Act adorable and cute while not being yourself...

5) Being fashionable...

Warnings

1) Guys... Please don't kiss the camera... It looks ugly... if a girl or perhaps boy is beside you.. kiss him/her instead... it looks so ugly if you guys do it...

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